August 3, 2020

Humbled Females: new forum reply to Do you have any favourite jokes?

New reply from .willow.

<p>And sex related jokes… lets not forget those!</p>
<p>A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking." Johnny asks the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking her ice cream." Johnny says, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!"</p>

Original Post by emergingessence

Do you have any favourite jokes?

<p class="p1"><span class="s1">I don’t know if humour is a big part of anyone else’s life here, but it’s an integral part of mine. If we can’t laugh at ourselves or others… better have shares in Kleenex.</span></p>
<p class="p1"><span class="s1">If anyone else is up for a laugh, please feel free to share any funnies :)</span></p>
<p class="p1"><span class="s1">here’s one to kick us off…</span></p>
<p class="p1"><span class="s1">An old blind cowboy strolls into a bar one day. Without knowing it he has actually strolled into an all girl biker bar by mistake.</span></p>
<p class="p1"><span class="s1">He wanders over to a bar stool and asks the bartender for a shot of Jack Daniels.</span></p>
<p class="p1"><span class="s1">He sits there for a while and calls out to the bartender. “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”</span></p>
<p class="p1"><span class="s1">At that point the entire bar fell deadly silent.</span></p>
<p class="p1"><span class="s1">In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, ‘Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:</span></p>
<p class="p1"><span class="s1">1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.</span></p>
<p class="p1"><span class="s1">2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a ‘Billy-Club’.</span></p>
<p class="p1"><span class="s1">3. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.</span></p>
<p class="p1"><span class="s1">4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.</span></p>
<p class="p1"><span class="s1">5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.</span></p>
<p class="p1"><span class="s1">‘Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy…. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?’</span></p>
<p class="p1"><span class="s1">The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters,</span></p>
<p class="p1"><span class="s1">‘No…not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.’</span></p>

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