July 29, 2020

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Original Post by emergingessence

Do you have any favourite jokes?

<p class="p1"><span class="s1">I don’t know if humour is a big part of anyone else’s life here, but it’s an integral part of mine. If we can’t laugh at ourselves or others… better have shares in Kleenex.</span></p>
<p class="p1"><span class="s1">If anyone else is up for a laugh, please feel free to share any funnies :)</span></p>
<p class="p1"><span class="s1">here’s one to kick us off…</span></p>
<p class="p1"><span class="s1">An old blind cowboy strolls into a bar one day. Without knowing it he has actually strolled into an all girl biker bar by mistake.</span></p>
<p class="p1"><span class="s1">He wanders over to a bar stool and asks the bartender for a shot of Jack Daniels.</span></p>
<p class="p1"><span class="s1">He sits there for a while and calls out to the bartender. “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”</span></p>
<p class="p1"><span class="s1">At that point the entire bar fell deadly silent.</span></p>
<p class="p1"><span class="s1">In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, ‘Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:</span></p>
<p class="p1"><span class="s1">1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.</span></p>
<p class="p1"><span class="s1">2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a ‘Billy-Club’.</span></p>
<p class="p1"><span class="s1">3. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.</span></p>
<p class="p1"><span class="s1">4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.</span></p>
<p class="p1"><span class="s1">5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.</span></p>
<p class="p1"><span class="s1">‘Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy…. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?’</span></p>
<p class="p1"><span class="s1">The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters,</span></p>
<p class="p1"><span class="s1">‘No…not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.’</span></p>

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